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A column, occasionally

The Considered Philosopher

Short essays on absence, restraint, and the unbearable weight of an empty frame. Written slowly, and about very little.

  • Secret Santa, Reconsidered

    The office Secret Santa is a delicate instrument. Give nothing, with a straight face, and let it speak volumes. A LeerHaus guide to the anti-gift.

  • Give Nothing This Christmas

    This year, give nothing — and give it properly. A festive selection of considered absence that survives the New Year, chiefly by not being there.

  • For the Person Who Has Everything

    They own everything. The one category left is its absence — issued with the seriousness they bring to all they own. A LeerHaus gift guide.

  • What to Buy Someone Who Wants Nothing

    There is a particular person — you almost certainly have one in mind — who has reached the end of wanting. They own the gadgets, the candles, the third excellent scarf. Ask what they’d…